fired!!!

here's what you've gotta do not to get fired:

for starters, you've got to be so contented:
Your employee has done you a favor to hire you and certainly you're paid so high, and that's why never argue with him/her. oh, btw, always be grateful for his kindness.

second, say nice things about your boss, working conscientiously hasn't done anybody any good anywhere. so stop trying to be good at your job (you're boss isn't there to see it anyways ) and open up a dictionary and learn some nice words. a thesaurus can definitely help. to perform the ritual of using the words, you are required to have a flexible body.

third, you've got to stop dreaming about the future and stick to what you're doing.
because if you do, you might hurt your boss's feeling and you don't wanna do that! as a loyal employee, you gotta sacrifice your future and needs for your boss and that's all, I don't hear! don't think about it

forth, don't ever ever ever be ambitious coz ambition will put your beloved job in jeopardy. but if, by mistake you, and unintentionally  consider these points:
let's say you teach something and you develop your own method of teaching it, avoid any similarities with other methods, your present employee's, in particular. either change the grammar or the language.

last but not least, whatever you wanna do like working with other companies or institutions, get Permission from your boss. don't do anything without their permission.

if you do all these things, I guarantee you will have your job forever.
I didn't obey these rules and I got punished!

I'm a bad boy and I must have done all those things mentioned above, I wish I knew them earlier and now that you do, obey them